perfect husband

#1 (**permalink**) 08-06-2006, 10:20 AM

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
>bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins
>to talk.
>
>Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
>
>MAN: "Hello"
>
>WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
>
>MAN: "Yes"
>
>WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
>It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
>
>MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."
>
>WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006
>models. I saw one I really liked"
>
>MAN: "How much?"
>
>WOMAN: "$90,000"
>
>MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
>
>WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year
>is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
>
>MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will
>probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. If it's
>really a pretty good price."
>
>WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
>
>MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
>
>The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him
>in astonishment, mouths agape.....
>
>He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?...."

#2 (**permalink**) 08-06-2006, 04:01 PM

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يعني اني كافشهم

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#3 (**permalink**) 08-08-2006, 07:59 AM

hahahahahahahaha ..sooooo funny

i know it there won`t be a man like that EAVR NEVER

i really like 2 read ur topics...go ahead

anyway thaaaaaaaaaaanx alot sis and we waiting 4 more

#4 (**permalink**) 09-09-2006, 04:00 PM

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hehhh very nice ,i was sure that there is somthing wrong

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